Pierre Emerick Aubameyang – Borussia Dortmund
For the £28m mooted fee (via Metro), the Gabonese isn’t value for money. He starts out on the left for Dortmund, capable of cutting inside, although he can also play centrally. His primary asset is his pace – but he’s not an enormous improvement on Danny Welbeck, and is Theo Walcott’s inferior. We should be spending all the available money on a striker who’s better than both our English attackers.