With the international break well and truly over every Arsenal fan await with bated breath as to whether the Arsenal players representing their countries return back with their legs, head and arms intact. While the injury list is not as dreadful as it once was I am not entirely convinced that we will remain injury free for the rest of the season.
Arsenal updated injury list
Mikel Arteta- Available
Mathieu Debuchy- Available
Jack Wilshere – Available
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Abou Diaby- Found
Aaron Ramsey – Doubtful
Danny Welbeck – Doubtful
Arsenal’s injury list before Saturday’s kick off
Francis Coquelin- Nose-less
Mathieu Flamini – Resigned as he was offered a job jabbing people in his native France.
Mesut Ozil- Had to flee the country because Daily Mail weren’t impressed with him.
Santi Cazorla- He’s confined under suspicions that he may have eight toes on each feet.
Nacho Monreal- Lost faith in life after not being selected for Spain despite an excellent season.
Laurent Koscielny- His Achilies came off after he landed heavily on his bed.
Alexis- The mere sight of Neymar blinded him but still he wants to play.
Olivier Giroud- Eaten by Sakho while on international duty.
We can’t confirm the above injuries. But in case these things happen, you heard it here first.